Before I get to the finalists, I have to mention that Reb nominated Stana Katic. I was torn as to which list to put Stana and in the end kind of just left her out by accident. But, I do believe she would go on the accepted list.
Okay, on with the finalists...
1. Ami Tokito:
I know you saying "Wha? Where did she come from?" See, Grant decided to take Yuri Ebihara back cause he was already missing her and said I could have Ami Tokito. This was a fair trade as I do have a preference for Ami over Ebi-chan. So it's a win-win for everyone involved except the women.
2. Penelope Cruz:
Yeah, you knew there was going to be a Hispanic/Latina/Spanish chick on the list. And the bonus of being Penelope's boyfriend is that you get to spend some time around her sister Monica who is pretty freaking fabulous herself:
3. Natalie Portman:
The only people who elicit more bitching and whining from women when I mention or post about them than Natalie are Asian chicks. I think that's kind of funny. I think Natalie rocks. She's cute, smart and talented.
4. Scarlett Johansson:
Yeah, she's pretty freaking gorgeous. I bet you're surprised to see a blond on the list. Well that's what's so awesome about me. I have varied interests.
5. Emmanuelle Chirqui:
Jeeezus this chick is beautiful. I really don't know that much about her other than she seems pretty nice, has exotic looks and spectacular legs. What else could you ask for. And BTW, I nominated her myself. ;-)
So, you are probably asking "Who's the winner?" Well, that's a good question. The answer is .... uh ... all of them?
Honestly I can't really decide. Hell, even everyone on the rejected list is actually more than acceptable. In fact, I'm kind of surprised that nobody pointed out that my "rejected" list is full of women who wouldn't even give a schmuck like me the time of day. Except for Heidi Montag, of course. She's pathetic.
Anyway, the fact of the matter is that I'm not good at commitment or making decisions. The second I decide to go with Scarlett Johansson, I'll tune into Telemundo and completely forget about blonds with spectacular racks. Or maybe I'll be flipping the channels and see Eva Longoria in her skivvies on "Desperate Housewives." Or I'll check out some gossip sites on the net and see pics of Rachel Bilson in a bikini. Or I'll see Carrie Underwood perform at the CMAs. And when any of those things happen, I'll be either dumping my fantasy girlfriend or at least cheating on her.
So, I think it's best to just be honest with all the celebrity babes out there and let them know that I just can't be faithful to them. I'm sure they appreciate my honesty.
Sure, it would be nice to have like a real life girlfriend. But, real life women tend to have expectations and shit like that. I hate that. It's so unfair. So, it's best that I just stick with the fantasy girlfriends for now.
33 Cynical Comments:
But if you commit to Ami Tokito you could double-date with me and Sora Aoi. By which I mean get matching restraining orders.
My vote would be for Emmanuelle Chirqui...hell I just voted for her twice in my mind... :D
Well I dunno, just from my point of view as a girl, I think that Emmanuelle Chirqui is the cutest. I have seen her in a few movies...
I think that Penelope's sister is prettier than her.
Interesting list Jayman...
All of them would be thrilled to have you as their guy Jay!
excellent harem Jay!
Excellent finals list!
Emmanuelle is pretty hot!
Might as well keep a harem! ;)
But did you check out any of the ones I mentioned?
Jayman the Player!
A harem sounds like it would work, but can you imagine all the upkeep? Not to mention all those beautiful women living together...can you say Catty Mess?
Emmanuelle is pretty. I've never come across her before.
Yea, expectations and shit like that are a real bitch. Still, I think you’d do well with a real girlfriend. But I completely agree with your wanting to remain a swinger in the fantasy field. Why limit yourself? It’s your fantasy and you can do what you want to!
"I'm not good at commitment or making decisions."
I'm not sure if I am either. So I pick all of them for you. Or maybe not.
You make me laugh...
I choose number five for you. She looks like your type. Well, all of them look like your type but number five would get my vote for you.
Have a happy. :)
All of this fantasy girlfriend talk has convinced me that if I ever decide to have another husband, he'll be the fantasy variety!
Gina Gershon
You will just have to keep a harem.
There is just no denying a great rack. Scarlett is fun bag approved. Cheers Jay!!
I say, we let them fight it out for the chance to be with YOU Jay...
YOU are the prize here dude...
well then of course you have to remember Selam Hayek and Amy Adams...omigosh, so many pretty actresses for you to date, so little time....
Thanks Jay, I thought I was being ignored ;)
I think setting up a harem is the best thing for you. I completely understand about the real life people having expectations too - people are so demanding!
I think they all look incredibly young, LOL.
Best of luck with those dreams dude.
I think they all look incredibly young, LOL.
Best of luck with those dreams dude.
Grant That would be pretty sweet. We could even use the same frame.
RockDog: I voted for a couple of times last night too. ;-)
AuntJackie: I think I need to see Penelope and Monica side-by-side, both naked to make a choice between those too. ;-)
SkylersDad: By "thrilled" I know you mean "scared to death." haha
Dianne: And the great thing about it is that it changes from day to day.
Kim: Oh, she's okay, I guess. haha
Kcinnova: I love Weather Channel babes. Scientists are always hot.
Susan: I totally have to keep them separated. You know how women fight so much. Good point.
Scott: Especially since I can't be a suave playboy in real life. So, being one in fantasy life is a good idea.
Mike: I think that's a good choice. Maybe. I mean, I guess it is. ;-)
Jamie: They're all everyone's type.
Dana: Going fantasy is the only way to go.
Rage: I'm going to find "Bound" online and watch it again simply because you kept mentioning her. ;-)
Karen: I think that might be fun.
Matt-Man: There are a lot of great things about Scarlett. Her rack is probably the best in Hollywood!
Bond: Good idea. Let's have them jello wrestle!
Gary: That's the problem. The list could go on and on and on.
Reb: Yeah, that whole having things expect things from me and shit just sucks. Fantasy life is better.
Marsha: "I think they all look incredibly young, LOL."
Says the person who nominated the 28 year old Rachel Bilson. hahahaa ;-)
Marsha: OOPS! Never mind. It was somebody else who nominated Rachel Bilson.
Anyway, Ami is 22. True, she's young. Scarlett is 25. Natalie 28, Emmanuelle 32, Monica 32 and Penelope 35.
But, I chose from the nominees. (other than Emmanuelle) So, I can't help it if the nominees were mostly quite young. ;-)
No Kylie Minogue. Boooooring!!!!!!...;-)
Since they all won that is convient for you that there are only six of them. You've got one day to rest up...
Have you seen the Natalie Portman rap? She gets props for that. I still say ScarJo. Except no substitutes =)
I say try them all on for a week at a time and see who comes out on top. . . so to speak.
Here's A Photo
They're not naked but you can see the comparison.
A real life girlfriend CAN be a fantasy girl...if she's from Telemundo!! :) Those girls are real. I've met a few!!
Ah well, Jay, I'm sure it's hard to keep the nominees correct. I don't know how you keep all the potential women sorted, you hot thing. What's a man to do?
Jay, it's good to see that no matter how long I'm gone, the content of your blog is pretty much reliably the same! I like consistency in a man! :)
-Em
And PS, I LOOOOOVE natalie portman. She's beautiful, a great actress, funny, AND flat-chested. She could be me! (Okay so really . . . we just have that last thing in common, haha. But still . . . flat-chested stars always give me hope for success. Sandra Bullock is on that awesome list too!)
I'd pick the harem for you. The courts would get so tired of writing restraining orders, that they'd give it up!
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